Evil mr bunny was again Hopping through the forest when he came apon a village. And he thought to him self.
” ahhh what a nice place to live. Here in this quit village, why, I will have food and warm shelter for the rest of my evil days.”
and so, mr evil bunny crepped up to one of the houses and proceed to chew his way through the thin wall and into the house…… Ware he found him self in a very nice little home full of comfy furniture and big windows to let the light in. Since this was so very long ago and they did not have electricity. Now mr evil bunny scwread here and there gathering small things for the new home he planed to make in the walls of this house. First he found some butter and he thought to him self
“ahh butter !! The silly humans will never notice it is gone. I shall just take it all”.
Then he hopped to the dinning room ware he saw something very bright and very shinny lying on the table top. And as of corse you know,evil bunnys have no hands and so it was most difficult for mr evil bunny to climb the large chair and hop onto the table from there. But when he did he stared at the shinny objects not knowing what they were.
“oh well I shall take 2 any ways”
he said to him self.
” I have worked so hard to get all the way up here, and they have so many of these silly shinny things. Again !! They will not miss them”.
And from there he put 2 shinny pieces of cutlery, as we know them to be, in to his bag and hopped down from the table and set out in a new direction. And now hopping through the house looking at this at that he Hurd a noise almost like the sound of a soft running river, a little tinkling sound. And so, he fallowed his large pointy ears until he came to a door. Now the door was only slightly agar so as mr evil bunny approached it, he was able to push open the very large door just enough that he could squeeze his fat little body inside. But when he looked up he was most sertanly not expecting to see what he did, and he gasped in surprised . “ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!”
At that moment the little girl who had been playing with her dolls unassumingly, jumped up at the little sound and spun around. For she was surprised and starteld her self. And now at the sight of the girl at full hight mr evil little bunny was tirified beyond all measure, and much to scared to describe with such simple worlds. So at first he ran about the room in mad circles not know witch way to go. For in truth mr evil bunny had never seen a “silly human” in all his life, he had only Hurd of them from his mother, brothers and sisters. He had never believed their stories, silly mr evil bunny. For now, he found him self in a most uncomfortable position. And all the while the little girl screamed and screamed
” mommy !!! Mommy !!! Come quick mommy there is a silly bunny running around my room !!!!! “
Mr evil bunny looked around him as he ran in his silly frantic circles and finally he was struck with his own stupidity.
” hide under the bed !!!”
He told him self
“quickly quickly before they see, they are to large to fit under that bed and I will be to small to see.”
And so he ran as fast as his little evil legs would carry him, and scurried under the bed to the farthest darkest corner. He Tucked in his tail, flattened his ears and finally, closed his eyes only occasionally opening one. To see what was about him. Now as you know evil little bunnies are fast and this is part of why they are so evil. So in the time it took mr evil bunny to do ALL of this, the little girl was still screaming
At that moment the door flung open. Bang!! And very large and very angry women stands in the door way looking at her daughter with a scawel on her face.
” WARE IS THAT FAWEL RODENT !!!!!!!”
she bellows going red in the face. Ahhhh now mr evil bunny is scared and tries his best to sink further into the darkness and for a time he believes it’s worked. The little girl and her mother riffle through the room picking up clothing and doll houses surching through cubers and drawers . But they couldn’t find him,
“Ahhhkkk has that door been open the hole time !!! You silly girl !! “
the mother cries. Getting up she walks to the door and slams it shut, making mr evil bunny jump and quake in his skin anew.
” A Ha ! Did you hear that my girl, I believe that rodent is still in hear and we will catch him !”
With that they started throwing the little girls things around the room in a new sort fervenzy looking again for mr evil bunny.
“Alas …… I shall never, ever make it out of here. ”
wined mr evil bunny for he was starting to come to terms with his elgotten fate. He lay there quaking all over with his eyes shut remembering all his evil deeds. The org (?) beating him at his own games then killing him in the end, the god fairy whom he killed as well. “But evil is my way , it’s not my fault. That’s what every one expects of me”. Mr evil bunny squeaked to himself, and the small noise of his little evil voice was what finally gave him away. You see mr evil bunny forgot, that while the little girl looked big to him…… Really she was like we keep saying “little”. and while mr evil bunny was muttering what were to be his last words, the little girl happened to be crawling on the floor and Hurd him as she passed by. “Ssssppptttt mommy, ”
she said in a whisper. Kneeling now she points with her finger,
” he’s under my bed ma’ma, I know he is, I Hurd him! ”
She say the last bit a little to loud and her mother smacks her hand in a reminder, with little words , to be quite ! “Shhhh”
she say to her daughter as points and jesters for her to move to the other side of the bed, and now both of them are on their hands and knees.
“We will catch him this time ma’ma” , the little girl again whispers to her mother. And while they had been making their plans to trap mr evil bunny he had been laying there quaking with his eyes closed, as I’ve said many times before. And so with his eyes closed and only his own thumbing hart beat in his ears, he didn’t notice their aproch or their plan of capturing him. Thump thump …… Thump thump….. THUMP. “Oh if only they would GOOOOooooooo!!!”
He didnt have a chance to finish his sentence, for he was yanked up and out of his dark hidy hole by his ears at that very moment.
“A HA !! Well well well , we have finallyb caught you after all that trouble !!!! ”
Bellowed the mother in the face of mr evil bunny. Oh how he was frightened,but he had a mind of his own and he thought to him self.
” why I shall play dead……. What have I got to lose, why , they’ll think they have scared me to death !!!”
And with that he went limp in the women’s hands, trying with all his might not to breath and look dead.
“Ha !! Look at this my dear !! This stupid rodent thinks it can trick me !! Look !! ” the mother roughly shakes mr evil bunny by the ears in front of her draughts face.
” SEE, he goes limp and closes his eyes, EVEN sticks his tong out a bit. ” She shakes him again for good measure in front of the little girl. It’s then mr evil bunny decides to pop one eye open to see what is around him , and as he slowly opens his eye he meets the stair of the little girls. She giggles and claps her hands together as she jumps up and down
” I SEE MOMMY ! I see ”
she yells excitedly. The mother turns to her daughter with a smile on her face and says:
” Let this be a lesson to you my young daughter, one you never have to learn threw faults of your own. “
She pauses to the emfises her point. “Do you know what we do with little evil bunnies whom steal and lie ?”
Again the mother pauses, wondering perhaps if her young daughter knows the lesson she is tring to bestow on her now.
” I Will tell you what we do with thefts and liers. We cut their throats, skin them and make rabbit stew for dinner!!” And with that she knocked mr evil bunny over the head with some unforeseen object and his world went for ever dark.
Now a few hours later the little girl and her family sat down to eat a nice family dinner, and with ever one around the table they began to eat.
“Ware is all the silver ware ma’ma ? ” The father asked in Ernest for he had no fork and could not think as to why his poor old wife wouldn’t give him one. But before she could reply her eldest son asked,
” mother, this is quite odd. But ….?”
He says scratching his head in wonder, ” but ware is the butter for our bread ? You have served us such a wonderful harty stew. But again with no fork for father and no butter for any of us?!!”
He pauses, and his father finishes for him.
” Why ma’ma? ”
“Well if you both MUST know…. ” Mother says with a sigh,
” the harty stew you are eating is rabbit stew , and it did not come from any of your fathers traps”
She says and looks around the table. “OH for heavens sake!”
she throws her hands in the air in frustration.
” Must I spell every thing out for you two”
mother chuckles softly seeing that they have not even guessed as to what she is talking about.
” This morning I noticed things were going missing, like the butter and a few cutlery pieces. And then at around lunch hour our daughter,”
she looks at her husband momentarily. “Starts hollering about a bunny in her room, and well….. I knew who the thelf was then! And decided that this was a good lesson to learn at such a young age, about right and wrong”.
Mother again glances towards her husband, and he nods his approval in his slow relaxed way.
” Well my dear sweat girl, “
the fathers say to his daughter.
“Did you learn something valuable today ? ”
The little girl giggles while jumping off her seat and climbing into her fathers lap.
“Oh yes daddy I did ! ”
she says still giggling, and whispers in his ear.
” Dont make mommy mad hehehe, she’ll serve you for dinner !!”
She bursts out in a fit of laughter over her own joke as he father quietly laughs to him self.
“Well with that life lesson learned its off to bed with you !”
He says in a flourish as he scouts her out of the room and down the hall. The little girl can hear her mother asking in a laughing tone.
“What did that girl says now Jerry,”
as she chuckles softly to her self.
“I swear you too have your own private world !”
The end !! For now ……
Written and copy right by:Athena Olmstead / Darksmith